Back in Denver Finally

So I know let's start with the obvious...This Blog Sucks. I don't get on here much since I don't have internet at home...I know I can do it from work but hey what can I say....I suck. So there has been so much demand and I finally got over to the coffee shop to upload the youtube videos. Took forever....to upload them too. So they are up there. However I need to pick some better keywords I think but try and find them...key words are Tex-Mex Carrier Landing. I will alter as soon as I can though and try and get something unique. Otherwise try Gaylord's name or Net's Folly or Brownie's Folly or Gaylord's big mistake. They might be under that. Hopefully they are up now though. I will check when I can though. I can't do it from work.

So now for the last weekend. It was a lot of fun. Headed down to Manitou Thursday night to hang out with the Kimchi. After a few bars I can honestly say Brownie should never leave jello-shots unattended in his fridge. We did leave money though. Check out @ss Gagger's photots to explain. So Friday get down there with 10 minutes to spare for the bus to the parade. Now driving down with two other guys was fun and an adventure but the 2 cases of beer did not help. I did however introduce them to the Brass Monkey which can easily be drank while driving...don't worry I did not partake too much. So needless to say when I got to Durango it was catch-up time and it is one of my favorite games to play. May I say the girls Tits on the Rits was extremely hot in her barwench outfit and Nappy as well in her outfit which I believe was a maiden's outfit. Tits looked like she was going to pop and they both received an ample amount of attention...from other people as well. I love hot chocolate when it has peppermint schnapps. So after the parade was the VFW Post and believe it or not they had karaokie that night so of course some of us partook heavily in it. The alcohol helps a lot with that. At 4:30 am those remaining decided to sleep...something about standing in the snow storm drinking beer was when it happened.

Saturday got up 10 minutes before circle to head out on the Turdrunken trail. It was a good time. Sandboney and I lost TT a third of the way into trail. We did some extra bar stops then ended at the VFW again. After a few rounds of tippy cup sandboney and I lost each other. I went with some of the Denver hashers and saw two girls showing all in a high five contest. After much time I figured I should go find Sandboney and TT so of course we barely missed each other. (Sandboney found TT waiting in the room). I decided on my way that I would try to have a drink in every bar on the way back to the VFW. I found myself passed out in my hotel room around 3am with no recollection of the bars or the walk. Of course Sandboney lost TT again but we all found our way home at one hour or another.

Sunday we got going a little late and were all of 5 miles from Wolf Creek Pass when it closed. So back to Durango we went where we decided to go where else but the VFW to watch one great Superbowl and have much to drink. A non-hasher put us up for the night nad cooked us breakfast monday morning too. She walked in the snow to the store at 6 am or so to get the fixings for the breakfast. I have her number and plan on staying there again. And no we did not sleep with her...she has a boyfriend who was also there. Did I mention we lost Sandboney that night. He got a nice police car ride to a hotel with the bartender. And no he was not arrested...they offered.

Monday morning rolls around and after a good breakfast we go and get our car and the bartenders car out of the snow. Wolf Creek? closed, 64 around Chama and that pass? closed, 25 just above Albequerque? closed. 70? open. So off we drove West into Utah and up to 70 and back to Denver. so 1 day and 9 hours later I got back to Denver and only missed one day of work. I did phone ahead on Sunday night to tell them...and yes I did this prior to getting drunk.

So cheers to good times and snow storms. The Snowdown pics should be up early next week. They are shutting down the internet here at work in about an hour....and it will be down all weekend.