quote of the weekend

So of course I went to Dayton's 21st....good times. So my friend Hole decides to set the fatboy trail. This was a trail directly to the beerpong table of course. Proceeding to play beerpong with liquor, of course, and after about 1 handle each and shots and driving the midnight tent crawl I was told by this female hasher..."how the hell are you still standing?" I was so proud.