Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Thank You

I would just like to say thanks for all those who helped me celebrate my 33rd birthday. Of course this means I really celebrated my 6th birthday since you just add the numbers together. Turns out that I have some good friends who believe that a good birthday should require 4 days of celebration. Things I might have learned...but not really:

1. Playing Edward 40-Hands means you can touch people without getting slapped.
2. Why cut the boob cake when it is just easier to bite the nipples.
3. Two drunks at the end of the night always equals serious conversations, this time it was pipes.
4. Drinking 2 1/2 of those 5 hour energy drinks win less than one hour will lead to hyperness and difficulty in trying to sleep 10 hours later.
5. The drive from the Denver airport to Manitou only takes 1 hr and 20 minutes including stopping to get food.
6. Drunk people are funny.
7. Parties get so much better when you start playing flip cup.
8. Playing flip cup always seems to end up with someone taking off some clothes.
9. Math gets worse when certain people are around each other especially when 1...2...12 turns into 1...2...14.
10. Lakers kick ass.
11. Never let BoneSucker tell the hibachi chef it is your birthday, you end up drinking a lot of saki.
12. Those who think that sunday is a day of rest have never been around BoneSucker prior to her boarding an airplane..."hey we have 4 hours till my flight...let's have a jagerbomb".
13. Nuggets suck.
14. Drinking brass monkey and boones through a 3 foot long hose can get you tipsy quickly.
15. Warm saki and sushi rocks.
16. Rum, Brass Monkey, Boones, Beer, Saki, Bourbon, Kamikazis, and Jagerbombs will equal a hangover and not getting to work till 11am.

It was a great weekend and I had a blast....Thanks.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Its Official

Well it is official one more site has been blocked at work.

The list so far:
ESPN fantasy sports sites
YouTube
MySpace
Hashspace
and all sites which have certain words in the title even some news articles on the Denver Post.

All I's got's left is this Blog right now

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Famous Quotes

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Oscar Wilde

"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough."
James Thurber

"I envy people who drink; at least they know what to blame everything on."
Oscar Levant

"Drink to me."
Pablo Picasso's last words

"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink."
Unknown

"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
Humphrey Bogart

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
Richard Braunstein

"Candy, is dandy, but liquor, is quicker."
Ogden Nash

"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."
Louis Pasteur

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
George Burns

"You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float."
John Barrymore

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem"
Unknown

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemingway

"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan

"I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion."
Miguel De Cervantes

"He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet."
Unknown

"The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis

24 beers in a case 24 hours in a day, coincidence?

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin."An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
Dylan Thomas

"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
David Daye

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato

"I got so wasted one night I waited for the Stop sign to change, and it did."
Steve Krabitz

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

“I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.”
Brian from Family Guy

From the Simpsons - Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
Barney Gumbal

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but in the bible it says to love thy enemy
Frank Sinatra

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson

To alcohol, the nights that you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget.
Anon

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Mega Jones

Beer does not make you fat. It makes you lean….against bars, poles and tables.
Anon

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria.
German ProverbBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Anon

Friday, April 18, 2008

Pics of the mug in question




Suggestions

So after much time I have finally aquired someone's mug. Hoover Daaamn lost here mug over 2 years ago I think. I am now in possession of it. I sent her pics so she should now know I have it. The suggestion part is what should I make her do to get it back, especially since it has been out of her grasp for so long. So I am openning it up to the blog.

Friday, April 11, 2008

list

Got this from Beggin's Blog and I just finished a presentation and waiting for comments so I am bored.

The catch is that all the answers must only be ONE word.

1.Where is your mobile phone? ringing
2.Your significant other? who?
3.Your hair? shorter
4.Your mother? Canada
5.Your father? dead
6.Your favourite thing? hash
7.Your dream last night? weird
8.Your favorite drink? tequila!
9.Your dream/goal? move
10.The room you’re in? cubicle
11.Your ex? beatch
12.Your fear? stuck
13.Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere
14.Where were you last night? coffee
15.What you’re not? motivated
16.Muffins? squish
17.One of your wish list items? vacation
18.Where you grew up? Beach
19.The last thing you did? phone
20.What are you wearing? jeans
21.Your TV? broken
22.Your pets? heaven
23.Your computer? slow
24.Your life? fun
25.Your mood? bored
26.Missing someone? always
27.Your car? truck
28.Something you’re not wearing? underwear
29.Favorite Store? liquor
30.Your summer? anxious
31.Like someone? usually
32.Your favorite color? blue
33.When is the last time you laughed? minutes
34.Last time you cried? dunno
35.Who will/would re-post this? shrug

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Thinking......

So, granted I am not one of those thinking people obviously but the title sounded good. One thing I always wanted to know though is seriously how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? So speaking of thinking....

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Uh, uh

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Bowling Saturday Apr 5th

Wheeler and I were talking about going bowling this coming saturday night. I am going to the Pikes Peak hash but after want to bowl. Comment back to see who is interested and then we will determine where.